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You don’t need to lie to make people laugh – Clergyman, David Enenche tells comedians
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You don’t need to lie to make people laugh – Clergyman, David Enenche tells comedians

Clergyman, David Enenche, has told Nigerian comedians to desist from lying when trying to crack a joke. According to him, they do not need to lie to tell jokes. Speaking while preaching in his church recently, the clergyman said ''There are those whose business is to crack jokes to make people laugh and I tell them...You don't need to lie to make people laugh. There are many genuine stories that are hummorous enough to tell withough fabricating a thing. One day I just dey go, I come see somebody for....lie..lie..lie..lie!!!!'' According to him, God is absolutely truthful and does not understand such jokes. Watch a video of him saying this while preaching below..
BBNaija: Emmanuel tried to kiss me – Saskay reveals
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BBNaija: Emmanuel tried to kiss me – Saskay reveals

Big Brother Naija, BBNaija season 6 housemate, Saskay, has revealed that Emmanuel asked her for a kiss. Saskay made this known while discussing with Cross and Angel on Thursday after Emmanuel and Liquorose received rewards from Biggie. She told Angel that Emmanuel demanded to kiss her during the last Saturday might party. Recall that Biggie had instructed Liquorose to pick a fight and avoid Emmanuel on her secret task. Liquorose and Emmanuel were awarded 250 Abeg Naira and 200 BB tokens each, as Liquorose successfully carried out her secret task. Liquorose and Emmanuel were also rewarded with an exclusive two-hour dinner date in the Executive lounge. Discussing the wins, Angel noted that despite Liquorose’s prank, she still believes that Emmanuel is a flirt and not ge...
Actor and comedian, Norm Macdonald, best known for his roles on ‘Saturday Night Live’, Dies aged 61
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Actor and comedian, Norm Macdonald, best known for his roles on ‘Saturday Night Live’, Dies aged 61

Hollywood actor and comedian, Norm Macdonald has died. MacDonald best known for his role in comedy series 'The Saturday Night Live' died on Tuesday, September 14 his manager has revealed. His death came after a nine-year private battle with cancer, his management firm, Brillstein Entertainment said. Lori Jo Hoekstra, Macdonald's longtime producing partner and friend, was with the comedian when he died, according to reports.  Hoekstra says that though Macdonald had been battling cancer for nearly a decade, he was determined to keep his health struggles private, and away from his family, friends and fans. "He was most proud of his comedy," Hoekstra said. "He never wanted the diagnosis to affect the way the audience or any of his lo...
Barcelona has ‘inferiority complex’ around Real Madrid – LaLiga President, Tebas
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Barcelona has ‘inferiority complex’ around Real Madrid – LaLiga President, Tebas

LaLiga president, Javier Tebas, has claimed the Barcelona board has an “inferiority complex” around Real Madrid president Florentino Perez. Tebas described the two clubs’ alliance in opposing the CVC investment deal as a “psychological kidnapping.” His comments were published in Sport on Sunday. Tebas has consistently kicked against Real Madrid and Barcelona’s support for a proposed European Super League, calling it “a joke”. He blamed Madrid and Barca’s rejection of the €2.7 billion investment deal with CVC Capital Partners on the Super League row. Tebas said: “I have the feeling that at Barca there’s a ‘psychological kidnapping’ regarding Florentino, like an inferiority complex. “Florentino is a very intelligent guy and Jose Angel Sanchez, his director-general, is the...
50 Cent slammed for Insensitive Post on the death of Michael K Williams who he had Beef with
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50 Cent slammed for Insensitive Post on the death of Michael K Williams who he had Beef with

50 Cent has been slammed over his social media posts following the death of Michael K. Williams. The actor best known for his role in HBO’s The Wire was reported dead on Monday afternoon, September 6, after a suspected drug overdose. He was reportedly discovered unconscious in the dining room of his luxury Brooklyn penthouse with what appeared to be heroin on the kitchen table. 50 Cent then took to Instagram to share a screenshot of the New York Post article announcing Williams' death, and in the caption told people to check out his show Raising Kanan to to see the dangers of Fentanyl overdoses. He then went on to use the hashtags #bransoncognac #lecheminduroi #bottlerover to promote his liquor brand. In the now-deleted post, he w...
Ronaldo vs Messi: Greatest Goalscorer of all time Revealed
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Ronaldo vs Messi: Greatest Goalscorer of all time Revealed

Newly signed Manchester United forward, Cristiano Ronaldo has been labelled the ‘greatest goalscorer of all time.’ Former England defender, Jason Cundy, hailed Ronaldo after the Portugal captain broke the international record on Wednesday night. Fresh off his Old Trafford return, the former Juventus star delivered a terrific performance in his country’s 2-1 victory over the Republic of Ireland in a World Cup qualifying game on Wednesday. Despite missing a penalty, Ronaldo equalised in the 88th-minute to become the leading international goalscorer in history, then bagged a dramatic winner minutes later. Cundy insisted that the record cements Ronaldo’s place as football’s greatest ever forward. “He is a joke. He defies belief. He’s a freak of nature,” Jason Cun...
Chiellini: I wasn’t playing mind games with Alba before penalty shootout
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Chiellini: I wasn’t playing mind games with Alba before penalty shootout

The Italy defender joked with his Spain counterpart during the coin toss prior to penalties in the semi-final Italy captain Giorgio Chiellini says he was not playing mind games with Jordi Alba when he grabbed the Spain left-back before the penalty shootout in the Euro 2020 semi-final. The defender laughed, shoved and jokingly punched Alba during the coin toss to decide which side would take the first penalty in the shootout, which the Azzurri won. It was speculated that the 36-year-old was trying to get a psychological advantage over the Barcelona star, but he insists he was just enjoying himself.
Davido’s hypeman, Special Spesh makes a joke of the Davido/Chioma/Mya Yafai situation
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Davido’s hypeman, Special Spesh makes a joke of the Davido/Chioma/Mya Yafai situation

Nigerian singer, Davido's hypeman, Special Spesh has made a joke of the Davido/Chioma/Mya Yafai's situation after photos of Davido with Mya emerged today. Despite being engaged to Chioma, Davido was spotted kissing the American model in the new photos. Soon after the photos went viral, Mya deactivated her Instagram page. Spesh took to his Instagram page this evening to joke about the situation, sharing popular memes while tagging Davido.
Diana Russet threatens to block fans who will ship her with colleagues
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Diana Russet threatens to block fans who will ship her with colleagues

BBNaija Star Diane Russet has warned her fans against shipping her with any of her male friends or colleagues. The film maker announced this on Twitter as she tells her fans that she understand and appreciate that they care about her, but says she is single and unavailable. She also said that she wants chapter that are close to remain close and that she wouldn’t tolerate any tweet in disguise of joke. She tweeted; “ I understand people care, but please, I don’t want to be shipped with any of my male friends or colleagues. I am single and unavailable. Chapters that have been closed let it remain closed. Any tweet disguised as a joke I will block #respectfully  Love and light always.”
Taylor Swift Calls Out Netflix Show Ginny and Georgia Over ‘Deeply Sexist’ Joke
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Taylor Swift Calls Out Netflix Show Ginny and Georgia Over ‘Deeply Sexist’ Joke

American singer Taylor Swift has criticised Netflix’s new mother-daughter drama Ginny & Georgia over a joke about her dating history. The dialogue that is supposedly a joke features 15-year-old Ginny telling her 30-year-old mother, Georgia during a fight in the season finale “What do you care? You go through men faster than Taylor Swift." Swift took a swipe at the streaming platform for including this dialogue that she deemed ‘deeply sexist’. She added it is time hard-working women not be degraded by defining ‘horse shit’ as funny. "After Miss Americana, this ‘outfit does not look cute on you." the singer added Miss Americana is a documentary on Swift, which was released in January 2020. The documentary also explored how the media has dissected her personal life, especi...
Father Confronts Daughter who Lied that her Father Died 3 Years ago, just to Win Giveaway
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Father Confronts Daughter who Lied that her Father Died 3 Years ago, just to Win Giveaway

A Nigerian dad has confronted his daughter, Ada, after she lied that he was dead on social media to win giveaway. It all started after a Twitter influencer announced a giveaway on his page and told his fans to state why they needed the money. The young lady in a bid to win the giveaway, claimed she’s an orphan whose father died three years ago. Apparently, her father while surfing the internet came across the tweet where the daughter claimed he died three years ago. The disappointed  father confronted her daughter while sharing screenshot of her tweet claiming to be an orphan. Her tweet read, “Please credit me. I’m an orphan and my father died 3 years ago. Things have been hard for me”. The young lady in her reaction, begged her father that she can explain what really hap...
Don’t Joke With COVID-19 – MFM General Overseer, Pastor D.K. Olukoya
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Don’t Joke With COVID-19 – MFM General Overseer, Pastor D.K. Olukoya

General Overseer of the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries (MFM) Dr. Daniel Olukoya has urged Nigerians to take COVID-19 seriously and obey safety protocols stipulated by government. The pastor spoke after inaugurating remodeled foyer of the university’s Senate Building yesterday sponsored by him. Olukoya said many Nigerians still did not believe that the virus was real. But as a microbiologist, he was sure it existed and should not be joked with. He advised the government to mount an awareness campaign to persuade Nigerians that the virus is real. “The first thing is to convince the populace that it is real because some people don’t believe it exists. But I am a man of God and I have prayed for so many people with the same infirmity and I know that it exists. So, we ...
“What is this joke” – Falz reacts to Lagos state government implementation of 5 percent levy on all audio and visual content
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“What is this joke” – Falz reacts to Lagos state government implementation of 5 percent levy on all audio and visual content

Nigerian rapper and actor, Falz has reacted to the Lagos state government's implementation of 5 percent levy on all audio and visual content on all physical and digital platforms. In the notice addressed to the Managing Director of Iroko TV, the Lagos State Government requested for the "immediate payment of 5% levy on all audio and visual content produced, sold, distributed, marketed, exhibited, streamed, downloaded and shared across all physical and digital platform situate, lying and being within the state." Reacting to this, Falz described it as a joke. He wrote "What is this joke?".
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Mona Gucci is a popular Ghanaian socialite, she had earlier accused Yvonne Nelson of being a slay queen who sleeps around for money.The actress responded by suing her to court.Mona Gucci has now responded to Yvonne Nelson lawsuit requesting an apology and retraction of statement from her and it is not friendly at all. The socialite who calls herself Queens of slay queens had earlier made an appearance at Neat FM claiming that she knows Yvonne Nelson so well from her childhood days,from her primary to even secondary school days and even her first audition.In her response to yvonne nelson lawsuit,she made it clear she wasn’t going to apologize and even asked Yvonne Nelson not to disgrace herself.she wrote; Fuck off Yvonne,shut the fuck up,I won’t fucking apologize to you,so hurry...
Borussia Dortmund Star, Jadon Sancho Unhappy Over Haircut Fine Says “It’s Absolute Joke”
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Borussia Dortmund Star, Jadon Sancho Unhappy Over Haircut Fine Says “It’s Absolute Joke”

Borussia Dortmund’s Jadon Sancho says it is an “absolute joke” he has been fined by the German football league after being pictured having a home haircut without wearing a mask. England forward Sancho’s team-mate Manuel Akanji has also been fined after they were deemed to have broken rules. The league said the players had “obviously violated general hygiene and infection protection standards”. Sancho, 20, criticised the decision in a Twitter post which he later deleted. Dortmund had defended the players, saying they had not breached the Bundesliga’s health and safety rules. Hair salons reopened in Germany in May but there are strict rules in place, including the wearing of masks by both customers and hairdressers. German newspaper Bild posted the news on its Twitter accou...
You Will Be Rated According To The Magnitude Of Your Reach – Brymo
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You Will Be Rated According To The Magnitude Of Your Reach – Brymo

Nigerian singer Brymo is of the opinion that people will Be rated and rewarded according to their reach. Brymo, who has for some time now had much talking due to his many egoistic tweeted; ”It’s all fun, not that serious… but you’ll be rated and rewarded according to the magnitude of your reach and impact… Yh it’s a serious joke where we all laugh through it but losers go home with nothing.” It’s all fun, not that serious… but you’ll be rated and rewarded according to the magnitude of your reach and impact… Yh it’s a serious joke where we all laugh through it but losers go home with nothing. — Ọláwálé Ọlọ́fọọ̀rọ̀ (@BrymOlawale) May 20, 2020
COVID-19 Not A Joke – President Buhari Tells Governors
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COVID-19 Not A Joke – President Buhari Tells Governors

The President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), on Monday, told state governors not to take the raging COVID-19 pandemic as a joke. He asked them to step up enlightenment of their people on the seriousness of the infection by ensuring they stayed safe. Buhari also called on the governors to work closely with the Presidential Task Force on COVID-19 to streamline the measures targeted at containing the spread. The President made the call during a virtual meeting he held with the governors. While he participated in the meeting via a video conference from the Presidential Villa, Abuja, the Chairman of the Nigerian Governors Forum and Governor of Ekiti State, Dr Kayode Fayemi, led his colleagues to join from other locations. The President stated that having received a ...
‘Nigeria Is World Comedy Capital, Everything Is Freaking Joke’ – Bbnaija’s Bitto Says
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‘Nigeria Is World Comedy Capital, Everything Is Freaking Joke’ – Bbnaija’s Bitto Says

Ex-Big Brother Naija reality Tv star, Bitto Bryan has alleged that Africa’s most populated country, Nigeria is the Comedy capital of the world. Bitto who noted this on his Instagram page, May 18, 2020, continued that the West African country has in it comedians in place of citizens who have made way of life so funny to see no existence seriousness. The reality star might on the other hand mean that Nigeria and it’s citizens take a lot of things for granted and also use the present situation (Lockdown) in the country to simply term it a joke. He wrote; “Nigeria is officially the World’s Comedy Capital. Everything is now a Joke”  
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My Wife Was Always The Joke, GoodLuck Jonathan Says

The former president of Nigeria, His Excellency Ebelle Good Luck Jonathan has come up to tell Nigerians that his wife was always the joke of the country. He made the reaction on Twitter when a Nigerian made a post about the boring state of NIgeria. The tweet says; “Who else noticed Nigeria has been boring ever since Buhari became the President?” GoodLuck Jonathan retweeted the post with a caption “My wife was always the joke” The truth remains that, Dame Patience Jonathan made NIgeria lively with her sense of humour but Intentionally and un intentionally. She dropped slangs almost on a daily basis. Nigerians felt happy each time she spoke back then. Infact we have Truely missed her senses of humour. Her husband is really proud of her.
Super Eagles Goalkeeper, Francis Uzoho Breaks Silence on his Real Age
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Super Eagles Goalkeeper, Francis Uzoho Breaks Silence on his Real Age

Super Eagles goalkeeper, Francis Uzoho, has finally responded to fans and pundits who have made a joke of his real age over the past few years. DAILY POST recalls that Uzoho, who was the youngest player at age 19 during the FIFA 2018 World Cup in Russia, was criticized on social media over his real age, as most people believe he was older. But, Uzoho has now said that people who doubt his real age don’t know him. The 21-year-old said this when he appeared as a guest on the Super Eagles Instagram live session on Tuesday, AOIFootball reports. “I was smallish back then in 2013 when I participated in the World Cup with the U17 National team. I later went to Aspire Academy, where I learned a lot. “My looks and body build changed when I started using the Gym and was working ou...
Eku Edewor Reveals Images of her Pregnancy for The first Time to Celebrate Mothers Day
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Eku Edewor Reveals Images of her Pregnancy for The first Time to Celebrate Mothers Day

Media personality, Eku Edewor has shared her pregnancy photos for the first time to celebrate Mothers Day. Eku welcomed her daughter over three years ago but said she chose to share her pregnancy photos. She wrote "a lot of you joke with me that I had a surrogate because I never revealed images of my pregnancy." She said the photos were taken when she was 9 months pregnant. She wrote: I never posted this image. A lot of you joke with me that I had a surrogate  because I never revealed images of my pregnancy. Well here’s me at 9 months October 2016. A week before I gave birth, I really enjoyed the journey of pregnancy; I was lucky because I know a lot of women can have drastic complications, but apart from the usual issues, through the various trimesters, like tiredness,...
Timo Werner unfollows Rb Leipzig on Twitter after they joke about Liverpool’s loss
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Timo Werner unfollows Rb Leipzig on Twitter after they joke about Liverpool’s loss

Timo Werner isn’t Liverpool bound – yet – but we think the deal will be done before the end of March – as this is when the bargain £51m release-clause expires. James Pearce recently said he’d be ‘surprised’ if we don’t acquire the German, who already this season has 29 goals – ten more than our top scorer Mo Salah. On Saturday evening following his loss, Rb Leipzig had some fun on Twitter – posting a picture of Werner pulling a surprised face underneath the official announcement of the 3-0 scoreline. It got plenty of attention, naturally, but since it happened – Werner has unfollowed the four accounts he was following – two of which were Rb Leipzig related. The German is a massive talent, and at 23, is the perfect age to come in an compete with the likes of Mo Salah, Sadio ...
Update: Tottenham Star Dele Alli Charged With Misconduct After Making Joke About The Coronavirus While Mocking An Asian Man
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Update: Tottenham Star Dele Alli Charged With Misconduct After Making Joke About The Coronavirus While Mocking An Asian Man

Tottenham and England football star, Dele Alli has been charged with misconduct by the Football Association following an investigation into his social media post that made an insensitive joke about coronavirus outbreak as he mocked an Asian man. Earlier this month, the 23-year-old midfielder posted a video on Snapchat , where he appeared to film a man of Asian descent, along with the caption ‘Corona whatttttt, please listen with volume.’ In the video, Alli was seen wearing a mask with a look of concern on his face. The next part of the Snapchat story showed a bottle of handwash, accompanied by the caption: ‘This virus gunna have to be quicker than that to catch me og.’ He later took to Chinese social media site Weibo, to post an apology video for his action. ‘Just wanted ...
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Eminem Jokes about Ariana Grande Concert Bomb Attack That Killed 22 People on his new Album

Eminem on Friday morning shocked the music world by unexpectedly dropping a new album 'Music to be murdered by' but that wasn't the only reason he became the number one trending topic on Twitter Worldwide. Eminem, 47, in one of the new songs, titled ‘Unaccomodating’, from the album made light of the tragic bombing at Ariana Grande’s Manchester concert in 2017 which took over 20 lives and made Ariana suffer from Post Traumatic Stress disorder (PTSD). Within the lyrics of the song, Eminem raps, “But I’m contemplating yelling ‘Bombs away’ on the game/Like I’m outside of an Ariana Grande concert waiting”      This didn't go down well with fans who criticized him for comparing himself to the bomber and one fan immediately took to Twitter to write; “Eminem literally just made ...
Bovi Slams Twitter Influencer Who Didn’t Get His Joke About Tacha’s Fans Being Responsible For His Unsuccessful Visa Application
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Bovi Slams Twitter Influencer Who Didn’t Get His Joke About Tacha’s Fans Being Responsible For His Unsuccessful Visa Application

Bovi has slammed a Twitter influencer who didn't get a joke he made about Tacha's fans being responsible for his unsuccessful visa application.   It all began after comedian Bovi was asked what he would do if he wakes up as the President of Nigeria and he joked that he would "declare Marlians and Titans as terrorist organization."   Marlians are fans of Naira Marley and Titans are fans of Big Brother Naija reality star Tacha.     After Bovi's joke, he returned to Twitter to make another joke about his visa application being rejected and he blamed Titans for it.   He tweeted: "The US embassy rejected my visa application this morning. These Titans are everywhere!"   A Twitter influencer, who is also a fan of Tacha, respon...
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s sister calls out Liverpool’s Virgil van Dijk over his joke about the Juventus striker at Ballon d’Or awards

Katia Aveiro, the sister of Cristiano Ronaldo has put Liverpool's defender Virgil van Dijk on blast over his joke about the Juventus striker at the Ballon d’Or awards on Monday night. Ronaldo failed to show up for the ceremony in Paris and instead attended the 2019 Gran Gala del Calcio gala in Milan to collect his ‘Best Player in Serie A’ award. When Van Dijk was being interviewed by Dutch television station RTL7 before the Ballon d’Or gala, the interviewer pointed out to Van Dijk that Ronaldo’s absence meant that he had one less rival to contend with for the Ballon d’Or award and the Liverpool defender replied: ‘Was he a rival then?’ Well, this didn't go down well for Ronaldo's sister Katia, who has now slammed Van Dijk in a lengthy rant on Instagram. ‘I think there are pe...
It Was A Joke – Susan Who Claimed To Be Pregnant For Davido
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It Was A Joke – Susan Who Claimed To Be Pregnant For Davido

It was earlier reported that a lady (Helen) claimed that her sister (Susan) is pregnant for Nigerian pop singer, David Adeleke, better known as Davido. Davido later reacted and vowed that the ladies in the viral video claiming one of them is pregnant for him will end up in prison. The singer also offered to give N1million Naira to anyone that could identify the ladies. The two ladies later shared a new video saying that it was a joke. Watch the video   View this post on Instagram   The lady who accused #Davido of getting her pregnant has now said she was joking, as he declares 1 Million Naira Bounty A post shared by The_CommentSection (TCS ) (@the_commentsection) on Oct 23, 2019 at 7:18am PDT
Liverpool Fans Optimistic About Winning The Champions League After Napoli Defeat
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Liverpool Fans Optimistic About Winning The Champions League After Napoli Defeat

Liverpool fans agree with Ancelotti as they are ready for history to repeat itself and retain the Champions League crown this season. Dries Mertens fired Napoli into the lead late into the second half after Andy Robertson fouled Jose Callejon and Ancelotti's men were awarded a controversial penalty. Napoli would double their advantage after ex-Tottenham Hotspur forward Fernando Llorente pounced on a Virgil van Dijk error in stoppage time and slotted the ball past Adrian. The Liverpool shot-stopper also received praise early in the second half when he pulled off a superb one-handed save to deny Mertens. Klopp admitted that the defeat "hurt" due to the "opportunities" that Liverpool didn't take full advantage of in the match. The German head coach told BT Sport: "It was an o...
Carlo Ancelotti Joked With Jurgen Klopp That Liverpool Would Still Win The Champions League After Napoli Defeat
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Carlo Ancelotti Joked With Jurgen Klopp That Liverpool Would Still Win The Champions League After Napoli Defeat

Carlo Ancelotti hilariously admitted that he told Jurgen Klopp that Liverpool would still win the Champions League even if they lost to Napoli. The Reds lost their opening Group E clash 2-0 at the San Paolo on Tuesday evening and dealt an early blow to their Champions League title defence. But Napoli boss Ancelotti was spotted smiling at the Liverpool head coach after the match. When reporters asked the 60-year-old Italian why he was smiling at Klopp, Ancelotti revealed: "Because I told him: 'Don't you worry, if you lose in Naples, then you end up winning the Champions League.'" Napoli and Liverpool met in this stage of the competition last season and the Italian club defeated the Reds 1-0 at the San Paolo. But Klopp's men exacted retribution in the return leg as Mohamed Sal...
Tony Elumelu gets into the ‘jollof rice war’ joke
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Tony Elumelu gets into the ‘jollof rice war’ joke

Citizens of Nigeria, Ghana and Senegal have been in a jollof rice war for years, a thing that might not end in a century, ?. Only recently, Akon was in Lagos for a Google event and dragged the crown with Lagos Deputy Governor, Hamzat saying Senegal has the best Jollof in Africa. Even in our own country o, he bragged about it and it was a major debate, ?. Now, famous UBA boss, Tony Elumelu was in Senegal this week, and he said while having lunch with Senegal’s President, he had to go for their famous jollof and begged his followers not to ask him which one is better? ??? #TheRiceWAR
Simbee Davis Who Accused MC Galaxy Of Raping Her, Says It’s A Joke
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Simbee Davis Who Accused MC Galaxy Of Raping Her, Says It’s A Joke

Actress Simbee Davis, the lady who accused MC Galaxy of raping her in 2010 has shared rejoinder to her claim which she said was a joke. According to the singer and actress, she has been sharing her songs online but no one cared to re-post until a scandal was involved. Simbee Davis who shared a video of herself having drinks with her friends, also told everyone affected by the stunt to forgive her. She wrote; So I’ve been posting my songs online and no one ever bothered to repost it, no blogger reposted my songs or video, but now scandal is involved everybody don carry simbeedavis, abeg ooo, @mcgalaxy is my brother, no be every news dey real, make una help my tag @mcgalaxy and tell am not to vex, tell am sef to add mouth for one of my song make me sef blow, if no be him nobody ...
Ada Slim Blasts Bishop Umoh ‘Okon Lagos’ Over Joke About Women Raped By Abuja Policemen
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Ada Slim Blasts Bishop Umoh ‘Okon Lagos’ Over Joke About Women Raped By Abuja Policemen

Ada Slim has called out Bishop Umoh a.k.a Okon Lagos, following report of him defending Abuja policemen who raped women they accused of being prostitutes. We reported earlier that Bishop Umoh who reacted to the outrage the alleged rape ignited, stated that the charge shouldn't be rape but theft because the policemen stole 'goods' belonging to the women they raped. However Ada Slim who called out Bishop Umoh a.k.a Okon Lagos for defending the Abuja policemen who raped some women, stated that rape is rape and one shouldn't be insensitive about it. She further added that a prostitute is someone's child and should be saved. She wrote;
Actress Jennifer Lawrence Cracks a Joke About Ex Darren Aronofsky
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Actress Jennifer Lawrence Cracks a Joke About Ex Darren Aronofsky

Jennifer Lawrence found love again after her split from Darren Aronofsky, but that won’t stop her from cracking a joke or two at the Mother! director’s expense. The Oscar winner, 28, and filmmaker David O. Russell came together during the 2019 Tribeca Film Festival in New York City on Saturday, April 27, to discuss their three movie collaborations: Silver Linings Playbook (2012), American Hustle (2013) and Joy (2015). Russell, 60, recalled how he first met Lawrence at an American Film Institute luncheon after she wrapped up her 2010 thriller Winter’s Bone. “She was talking to — is it OK that I say this?” he asked, via Vulture. With a laugh, the Red Sparrow actress replied, “Yeah.” “Darren Aronofsky, at the car park,” the Fighter director continued. Lawrence shrugged at the a...
I Am Not Homophobic – Patrice Evra Fires Back at PSG
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I Am Not Homophobic – Patrice Evra Fires Back at PSG

Former Manchester United defender, Patrice Evra, has hit back at accusations of homophobia, after Paris Saint-Germain blasted him for calling the Ligue 1 club “a bunch of queers”, following their 3-1 loss to the Red Devils. PSG condemned “Patrice Evra’s homophobic insults aimed at us… on social media” after a bizarre spat, in which Evra used the French word “pede”, a derogatory term for homosexuals, to describe the Parisians. However, the 37-year-old claims his comments had been twisted by the French media. “I made a video, as a joke as a friend, and the French media, they take it because I used the word ‘pede’, so they translated as I am against the gay people. “I am not homophobic. I love everybody. So if I offend someone or I hurt someone, I already apologised. “You h...
Seyi Law Apologizes To His Wife Over Marriage Crisis Joke
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Seyi Law Apologizes To His Wife Over Marriage Crisis Joke

Comedian SeyiLaw have apologized to his wife and fans after intentionally faking a marriage crisis to gain attention from his fans. In a new post he made, he revealed he has been promoting his shows coupled with media rounds in the UK. Read what he said below Human beings love bad news sha. I have been promoting my shows since very few talks. Abegi, I dey UK for media rounds. My wife and I are intact. Kai, people can't even read between the lines. I said PATH WAY not part way. My Ex - wife, abeg which one. Please help me spread this one like the fake news. I need to sell tickets. I am sorry the joke is too expensive. SEYILAW He also took another post to apologize to his wife whom he claimed have been embarrassed by the sort of expensive joke. He wrote ; I ...
Buhari A Joke, Unfit To Be Administrator Of Whatsapp Group- Atiku
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Buhari A Joke, Unfit To Be Administrator Of Whatsapp Group- Atiku

The Presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party, Atiku Abubakar, has described President Muhammadu Buhari as a “parody of the 21st century” following his performance at Wednesday night’s town hall meeting in Abuja. In a statement on Thursday, Atiku’s Special Assistant on Public Communications, Phrank Shuaibu, said the town hall meeting had exposed Buhari as a man unprepared to lead a modern nation. According to him, the meeting made it obvious that the President possessed minimal capacity to hold the office of Head-of-State and also lacked knowledge of the goings on in his administration as well as the policy direction of his government. The statement reads, “The town hall meeting neither added value nor content to public discuss. “Clearly, it exposed the fact th...
Drake Kiss And Fondles 17-year-old Girl During Concert
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Drake Kiss And Fondles 17-year-old Girl During Concert

A shocking video showing, Drake kissing and fondling a 17-year-old girl during concert in the year 2010 has emerged and is sparking a lot of reactions. The disturbing video which surfaced on Twitter sees Drake taking a break from performing, and welcomes a female fan up on stage from the audience. He goes on to kiss her body and lightly fondles her breasts, as the audience hoots and hollers with approval. After, he asks her how old she is. When she says she’s 17, the crowd erupts in laughter—as if it’s all some kind of joke. “I can’t go to jail yet, man!” shouts Drake, to amused cheers from the crowd. “Why do you look like that?!” “Well look, I had fun,” he continues. “I don’t know whether I should feel guilty or not, but I had fun. I like the way your breasts feel against my chest....
Ariana Grande Apologizes For ‘Triggering’ Kanye West By Tweeting About His Drake Feud
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Ariana Grande Apologizes For ‘Triggering’ Kanye West By Tweeting About His Drake Feud

Ariana Grande has apologised to Kanye West for her 'insensitive' tweet, after he slammed the singer for making 'a joke' out of his mental health. In a slew of tweets the 25-year-old American singer admitted she regretted her comments to Kanye, as she also told fans she 'hated the internet' and that they should 'stop weaponising mental health.' This comes after Kanye furiously slammed Ariana for wading into his recent feud with Canadian superstar Drake, as a way to promote her new single Thank U, Next. In the reply to Kanye, Ariana said: 'With all due respect, I don't need to use anyone to promote anything. period. 'I was making a comment about what men were doing at the time vs. women. It was a joke which i understand now was probably insensitive. 'I apologise if I was in an...
Ariana Grande Slams Pete Davidson Over SNL Joke About Broken Engagement
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Ariana Grande Slams Pete Davidson Over SNL Joke About Broken Engagement

Ariana Grande has answered back to Pete Davidson’s jab. After the Saturday Night Live star, 24, referenced their called-off engagement in a promotional clip for the NBC comedy staple, the No Tears Left to Cry singer, 25, answered back with a pair of tweets. The singer wrote: ‘for somebody who claims to hate relevancy u sure love clinging to it huh,’ later keeping it short and sweet in saying, ‘thank u, next’ and ‘hell naw tho.’ The clip consisted of Pete alongside actor Jonah Hill who will be the host, and Maggie Rogers, who will be the musical guest on the program. In the clip Pete said, ‘Hey Maggie, I’m Pete. You wanna get married?’ which she declined.
Singer Banky W Meets Mikel Obi, Jokes About World Cup Blessing
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Singer Banky W Meets Mikel Obi, Jokes About World Cup Blessing

Star singer and actor, Banky W was at the camp of the Super Eagles yesterday where he met with the team captain, John Obi Mikel. The EME boss shared a picture of himself and Mikel and wrote... 'bankywellingtonTold @mikel_john_obi that I will be in Russia to supply in-person-fasting-and-prayer for the boys to progress. Lol. I also tried to find out who I need to hail to get my hands on an original Super Eagles Jersey.. Lol ??? #Greenwhitegreen #supereagles #russia'
Davido Wasn’t Joking About Chioma Securing A Multi-Million Naira Endorsement Deal
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Davido Wasn’t Joking About Chioma Securing A Multi-Million Naira Endorsement Deal

The publicity generated from the way Davido treats his girlfriend, Chioma, and his lavish birthday gift to her few days ago has resulted in something bigger. After he gifted her with a Porsche at her birthday dinner and set social media buzzing, Davido tweeted that Chioma started receiving offers for endorsement deals, Well, it appears that she has agreed to sign onto a brand. Davido accompanied her to the brand's photoshoot in Abuja and shared the BTS picture.
“I ‘M Not A Pornstar” — Jamie Pennant Hits Back At Media Reports
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“I ‘M Not A Pornstar” — Jamie Pennant Hits Back At Media Reports

Former Liverpool and Arsenal player, Jermaine Pennant has labelled reports that he is a porn star ‘a joke’. The footballer was reportedly seen starring in webcam sex shows with his glamour model wife, Alice Goodwin. But he has refuted the claims, describing them as laughable before saying that he would reveal more information about his life in his upcoming autobiography. He told the Mirror Online: ‘Calling me a porn star and putting it on the front page of their paper is just a joke. ‘The problem is that some people will actually believe that I’m in the porn industry. ‘There will be lots of headlines when my book comes out in a few months’ time and I will happily take any stick that comes with that. I am a lot of things but not a porn star.’ He also confirmed that his lawyers would n...
Jay Z Disrespects Trump, Says He’s A Joke
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Jay Z Disrespects Trump, Says He’s A Joke

Jay-Z has no respect for President Trump but is holding out hope for the future. The famous rapper, who supported Hillary Clinton during the 2016 election, told BBC on Friday that black people have been through so much more than Trump and that this presidency is a joke. "I believe that we are resilient, especially us as black people and especially the culture. We've been through so much more than this guy," he said in an interview with BBC Radio 1. "This guy, I'm looking at him like, man, this is a joke, with all — I can't even say with all due respect — with all disrespect." The “4:44” rapper went on to say that Trump is not a “sophisticated man” — particularly pointing out the ideas that everyone is free.
I Misunderstood Akpororo’s Joke – Yung6ix
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I Misunderstood Akpororo’s Joke – Yung6ix

Rapper Yug6ix has come out with claims that he misunderstood comedian Akpororo's outburst about buying a hit song instead of wasting money on liquor.The incident which brought about Yung6ix's Dj shredding  Akpororo and his wife to pieces saw the rapper claiming in a new interview with Hip TV that he never got the full joke.He said: At first when everybody started....I didn't get to see the full joke. But when I got to see it, I realized it was a joke. Its all entertainment. So no feelings/emotions attached. I knew it was a joke. We all made fun about it and all took advantage of the fact that I was trending and I had a new video out there. I don't see anything coming between me and him or whatever. He is my Delta brother and I respect him and his talent, but I wouldn't even joke or make j...
Mel B Throws Cup Of Water At Simon Cowell, Storms Off America’s Got Talent After He Cracked Crude Joke About Her Wedding Night
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Mel B Throws Cup Of Water At Simon Cowell, Storms Off America’s Got Talent After He Cracked Crude Joke About Her Wedding Night

There was a bit of drama yesterday on live TV during America's Got Talent. Mel B threw a cup of water at Simon Cowell during the reality contest show after he cracked a crude joke at her expense. Afterwards, she stormed off the stage in outrage. Mel B is going through a bitter divorce with her estranged husband Stephen Belafonte and Simon made an insensitive joke by likening one of the contestant's performance to Mel B's wedding night, saying it had "not much promise or delivery". Mel B was upset at this and did not care to hide it. As she stormed off stage after dousing him her co-judge with water, the back of her dress split, making matters worse. The performance which led to Simon's crude comment was from Demian Aditya who did a magic act which Simon found disappointing and he ...
My Governorship Ambition Not A Joke – Kcee
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My Governorship Ambition Not A Joke – Kcee

Singer Kingsley ‘Kcee’ Okonkwo says his bid to contest the Anambra governorship election holding in November is not a joke. The singer had last week announced his intention to run after sharing a campaign banner, whose slogan read: “Peace and enjoyment for all.” Following his announcement, several celebrities have towed the same path, making many question the seriousness of any of them. But Kcee insists that he’s keen to run. “My campaign manager said I should not speak much about it and that’s what I’m gonna stand on. I’m gonna be making official statement about it but trust me it’s not a joke,” he told HIP TV. “I think the youth has to speak up and that’s what I’m saying right now. “And I think you have what it takes to do it and I have what it takes so if you believe i...
Don Jazzy Makes Joke About His Big ‘Nose’ & Its Hilarious
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Don Jazzy Makes Joke About His Big ‘Nose’ & Its Hilarious

Don Jazzy is that one celebrity who just loves to have fun on social media as much as he can. While other celebrities get bullied for their various body parts that look exceptionally bigger than others, Don Jazzy has made it a hobby to make jest of his own ‘Nose’. In a new post via social media, the record label boss and super producer revealed his nose has suffered too much as he’s fond of grabbing it each time he takes a photo.

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