Tuesday, October 19

Tag: Jokes

Netflix trans employee who criticized Dave Chapelle suspended for crashing executive meeting
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Netflix trans employee who criticized Dave Chapelle suspended for crashing executive meeting

Netflix has suspended a trans employee who criticized Dave Chappelle’s comedy special The Closer. In the stand-up set, which was released on October 5th, Chappelle doubles down on his jokes about LGBTQ groups. After the special was released, Netflix software engineer Terra Field who identifies as queer and trans wrote that Chapelle “attacks the trans community, and the very validity of transness”. Field tweeted; After the tweet went viral, Field and two other employees were suspended for attending the “QBR”, Netflix’s quarterly business review, a two-day affair that convenes the top 500 employees at the company. Netflix did not suspend Field over recent tweets decrying what she called anti-trans jokes in the Chappelle special, individuals familiar with Netflix said, but...
You didn’t know my teeth was growing when your d**k was getting hard in my mouth, f**cking !diot- Angel tells Pere as they clash
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You didn’t know my teeth was growing when your d**k was getting hard in my mouth, f**cking !diot- Angel tells Pere as they clash

BBNaija ''Shine Ya Eye'' housemates, Angel and Pere, had a serious clash in the house last night, September 22. Angel was angry at Pere over the ''silly jokes'' he made while the housemates were still in a confused state over Nini's disappearance. While they all deliberated on how Nini disappeared from the house, some of them insinuated that Nini might be a fake housemate, with Angel stating that Nini asked her about having fake housemates in the house. Pere confronted Angel for not talking about it earlier but Angel clapped back, telling him that she had said it earlier and he should shut up. In response, the 36-year-old actor said, “This one that doesn’t know how to talk to someone. This one that’s still growing teeth.” Angel was not having any of the jokes as she starte...
Comedian Jimmy Carr becomes a first time father
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Comedian Jimmy Carr becomes a first time father

British comedian, Jimmy Carr has revealed that he is now a dad for the first time. It was repored 48-year-old comedian welcomed a baby with his long term partner 46-year-old Karoline Copping, a Channel 5 executive.  According to The Sun, he confirmed the news during his set at the O2 Academy in Brixton, South London with a typically acerbic gag. Carr who performed jokes about abortions and comas, said; "I had to tell my little boy he’s adopted. "I mean, he isn’t, but the look on his face. I said, ‘No, no, no, you were adopted, the new family is picking you up tomorrow. "We’re having a gender-reveal party for our kid but we’re going to wait until he’s 21 just to be sure. With some babies you can’t tell, is it a boy or an ugly girl?" Jimmy has been seen out and about ...
Manchester United legend, Denis Law reveals he has been diagnosed with dementia
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Manchester United legend, Denis Law reveals he has been diagnosed with dementia

Former Manchester United and Scotland forward Denis Law has revealed that he has been diagnosed with mixed dementia. Law, 81, is one of the most renowned footballers of his time. He is best known for the eleven years he spent playing for Manchester United from 1962 to 1973, where he scored 237 goals in 404 appearances. He is the only Scottish footballer to have won the prestigious Ballon d’Or award. In a statement released on Thursday, Law said he wanted to be “open about his condition” and that he had been diagnosed with mixed dementia, which he explained as “being more than one type of dementia, in my (Law’s) case this being Alzheimers and Vascular Dementia”. Law’s statement continued that it is “an incredibly challenging and problematic disease and I have witnessed many ...
“Fairly Used but Still in Good Condition ” Princess Shyngle Jokes about her Divorce
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“Fairly Used but Still in Good Condition ” Princess Shyngle Jokes about her Divorce

Princess Shyngle took to Instagram to joke about her divorce. The actress, who has survived quite a lot this year, including alleged domestic violence, a divorce, and a suicide attempt, seemed in good spirits as she took to Instagram to share a meme. The meme reads: Do you still remember when I said I was taken... They have returned me..." She added in the caption: "They've returned me oh. Fairly used but still in very good condition."
Lekki Panel: I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You – Army Commander, Ahmed Taiwo Jokes
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Lekki Panel: I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You – Army Commander, Ahmed Taiwo Jokes

Ahmed Taiwo, a brigadier general and commander of 81 military intelligence brigade of the Nigerian Army, joked about using a rifle on members of the Lagos judicial panel of inquiry, on Saturday. Taiwo was answering a question posed by a panel member on the effects of blank ammunition. The brigadier-general had said the army used blank ammunition rather than live bullets to disperse the #EndSARS protesters at the Lekki tollgate. “I am an expert in ammunition having spent so long in the army. However, you may wish not to take my word for it but look up the effects of blank ammunition,” he said. “Even if you put it against your skin and fire, you will only have a burn mark to show for it. I wish I brought a rifle to try it on you.” Maintaining that it was against the code o...
Justin Bieber Jokes He and Hailey Baldwin Are in an “Arranged Marriage” Thanks to Their Parents
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Justin Bieber Jokes He and Hailey Baldwin Are in an “Arranged Marriage” Thanks to Their Parents

Perhaps the thing I’m looking forward to the most about marriage is that my future husband can’t just up and leave me when I make jokes about our relationship (see: till death do us part). I imagine Justin Bieber has that same type of deep-rooted satisfaction when joking about marriage with his wife, Hailey Baldwin! Case in point: When Justin hopped on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and did an interview with guest host Demi Lovato, he told fans on the show that his marriage to Hailey was “arranged.” “We met in the early mornings of a Today show taping,” Justin told Demi. “I’m pretty sure she didn’t want to be there. Her dad dragged her out of bed in the morning.” Obviously, Justin is kidding here, but he continued on and joked his and Hailey’s parents “arranged” their marriage because of the...
My wife won’t cry If I’m shot – President Trump jokes
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My wife won’t cry If I’m shot – President Trump jokes

During a recent private fundraising event, President Trump joked that his wife Melania would not cry if he was shot. The dinner, intended for House Republicans was held at Trump’s hotel in Washington, DC, and featured a lengthy speech from the president that reportedly devolved into a roast of GOP members, as well as his own wife. During his speech, Trump used the near-fatal shooting of House Minority Whip Steve Scalise in 2017 as fodder for a dig at Melania. Trump reportedly started by noting how tough Scalise was but warned against getting shot as a weight-loss strategy. Trump then said Scalise’s wife “cried her eyes out when I met her at the hospital that fateful day… I mean not many wives would react that way to tragedy. I know mine wouldn’t.”
‘I can’t swim so I bought these t**ties so I can float’: Cardi B jokes about plastic surgery
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‘I can’t swim so I bought these t**ties so I can float’: Cardi B jokes about plastic surgery

US rapper Cardi B has laughed off the hate around her decision to get a boob job, joking that the reason she got them done was to make sure she floats in a pool. Cardi allegedly had her boobs first "done" when she was only 19 years old but has been saying she wants go under the knife again. She told fans last year she wanted a breast "renovation" once she had given birth. Well, she's got them new boobs now and isn't scared to flaunt it. The rapper recently posted a blazing hot picture on Instagram sporting colourful braids, vibrant pink pants, black and white sneakers and a sheer, long-sleeved turtleneck crop top exposing most of her chest. Known for being honest with her followers, Cardi captioned the pic, "I can't swim so I bought these t**tties so I can float." The sna...
Man Shares the Interesting Story of How he Met his Wife
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Man Shares the Interesting Story of How he Met his Wife

A man who has been married for 8 years has narrated how he met his wife and it's a really interesting story. Donny Mason said he was working with a company where most of the staff were guys. Their HR was female and she would constantly hound the men to get married. But Dolapo told her it was impossible for them to meet women since they spend all their time in the office and they have no female staff. Donny said he encouraged the HR to get them a female staff and she did. The day the staff resumed, the HR officer came into his office to inform him that she has brought him a "wife". It was all jokes at first but the moment Donny laid eyes on the woman, he said something "clicked". Read his story in the screenshots below.
Toke Makinwa Calls Out Bovi For Making Jokes About Her Fake Ass
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Toke Makinwa Calls Out Bovi For Making Jokes About Her Fake Ass

Toke Makinwa has called out Bovi for making jokes about her 'plastic surgery' ass, during his 'Bovi Man on Fire' event which was held over the weekend. Toke Makinwa who wasn't quite pleased with the jokes Bovi made about her ass, stated that she now thinks he is annoying and not funny. She wrote in her post; Never done this before but there’s always a first. Dear @officialbovi First off, i actually don’t even think you are funny, more like annoying. Making a joke about my ass was real cute but one thing my dear friend, my doctor is a Gee, he got it right the first time. Just so you know cos That’s the poo that pissed me the Bleep off!!!!! P.S, You ain’t poo Signed TM
‘Take your jokes to Enugu kingdom!’ Kenyans attack Oga Obinna
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‘Take your jokes to Enugu kingdom!’ Kenyans attack Oga Obinna

Comedian cum MC Oga Obinna has received heavy backlash on social media. He took his jokes too far. He made a mean comment about the fast-rising comedic duo of Brayosammy and Shosh. He posted; 'SO IF SHOSH DIES (GODFORBID) BRAYO SAMMY HAS NO CONTENT. LOL.' This didn’t go down well with some fans who responded to Obinna saying; @OGA OBINNA YOU’RE A BIG BRAND BUT YOU STUPID !! THIS IS MEAN FOR YOU! SHOSH AIN’T DYING ANYTIME SOON ! AND IF SO GOD GOT BIG PLANS FOR ME !! YOUR THINKING IS JUST BEYOND COMEDY !! AIN’T FUNNY! !!! AND WATCH OUT MAYBE GOD MIGHT TURN THE GAME ROUND AND YOU BE THE ONE LOSING @OGAOBINNA WE’RE WATCHING!! The duo of Brayo and Shosh has amassed thousands of followers in a short period of time since joining the comedy industry. Their fans took to Obinna’s Fac...
I’m A Goofball, Make Lots Of Jokes – Simi
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I’m A Goofball, Make Lots Of Jokes – Simi

Simi who excitedly talked about her role in a new movie by Kunle Afolayan 'Mokalik', described herself as a goofball who makes lots of jokes. The singer who spoke in an interview with Sunday Scoop said; “I am excited to be a part of this project. It helped me to come out of my shell and my comfort zone. I had to speak Yoruba throughout the movie and that was like the hardest thing for me to do. I also had to use some proverbs. But it still felt natural. It didn’t seem like anything was forced.” Simi who described herself as a goofball who makes lots of jokes, added that people don't take her for granted even with that. “These things come naturally to me. I am a goofball and I make a lot of jokes. I am very light-hearted; I really don’t like stress. But I always make sure I get my...
Great-great Grandma Celebrates 100 Years Birthday With Two Male Strippers
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Great-great Grandma Celebrates 100 Years Birthday With Two Male Strippers

A great-great grandma, Doll Jenkins, has been given a wonderful treat in celebration of her birthday. The woman who clocked 100 years had two male strippers put smiles on her face as they danced in front of her. Great-great grandma, Doll Jenkins, was given the treat by staff of her retirement home who hired the male strippers Leigha Jones, senior carer at the home, revealed that Doll Jenkins had a great time with the men. She said: ‘Her face just lit up when they came in, she was beaming. We all sat in the lounge area waiting for them and when they came in she was a bit taken aback. ‘She told them to go and put some clothes on, but she soon came out of her shell and was flirting and smacking their bottoms. ‘She loved it and she kept asking them to come back and ...
2019 AFCON Qualifiers: Star Lager Brings Shining Moments To Uyo Fans
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2019 AFCON Qualifiers: Star Lager Brings Shining Moments To Uyo Fans

NIGERIA’s premium beer brand, Star Lager, thrilled fans with an unforgettable football and music spectacle at the Star Fan Park in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State last Saturday. Iheanacho and Etebo working for Eagles success Thousands of excited Super Eagles fans at the Godswill Akpabio Stadium watched with excitement as the Super Eagles of Nigeria battled Libya in the first leg of their African Nations Cup qualifiers dominating with a score of 4-0 victory over Libya. The North Africans were silenced by Odion Ighalo’s hat-trick which was followed by Samuel Kalu’s goal that concluded the win for the 2013 African champions in the closing stages of the encounter. The event saw the unification of the brand’s biggest activation platforms, music and football with the DJ of the night, as footba...
‘Anybody That Jokes With Nigeria’s Unity Has A Problem With Us’ – President Buhari
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‘Anybody That Jokes With Nigeria’s Unity Has A Problem With Us’ – President Buhari

Today, President Buhari declared that the Federal Government is ready to contend with anyone who is against the peace and unity of Nigeria.   ''Anybody that tries to joke with the unity of this country has a problem as long as we are alive,'' President Buhari said while receiving Eze Abdulfatah Emetumah III, the Offor of Umuofor Kingdom, Oguta LGA, Imo State.   The President told members of the delegation led by the monarch, who is also the Chief Imam of Oguta, that his main objective of serving as an elected public office holder is to make the country better.   ''Our single objective is how to make Nigeria better and we will never get tired,'' he said.   President Buhari, who thanked the delegation for identifying with the progress made so f...
Slap Any Comedian That Cracks Jokes Against Jesus – Suleman Tells Pastors
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Slap Any Comedian That Cracks Jokes Against Jesus – Suleman Tells Pastors

General Overseer of the Omega Fire Ministries, Apostle Johnson Suleiman has taken a swipe at Nigerian comedians who take delight in using Jesus Christ to crack jokes. Apostle Suleman queried why no Comedian uses Mohammed to crack jokes. According to him, Comedians will be killed if they crack jokes with Mohammed. He also took a swipe at Christians that do not stand up in defence of clergymen as they get dragged online. While preaching in his church in Edo State recently, Apostle Suleman said ‘No regard. Imagine comedians will be cracking jokes and using Jesus for joke, calling Jesus Bros J and a pastor doesn’t go to the altar and give him sound slap. “Can you joke with Mohammed like that? They will kill you,” he said.
Nicki Minaj’s Ex Safaree Signs Deal With Sex Toy Maker Over Size Of His Massive Dick
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Nicki Minaj’s Ex Safaree Signs Deal With Sex Toy Maker Over Size Of His Massive Dick

Nicki Minaj’ s ex Safaree Samuels has reportedly inked a major deal with a sex toy company over the size of his massive eggplant According to TMZ, the rapper’s huge penis landed a 7-figure deal with one of the top sex toy makers, Doc Johnson. the deal will see Doc Johnson create a life-sized mold of Safaree’s manhood and mass production will soon begin with pre-orders set for December. Saferee also took to Instagram to celebrate the new deal. He wrote: ‘Work hard so I can get the last laugh. When y’all think I’m losing I’m not. Trust me! To all the ppl who fronted on me & thought I’d fall off and dissapear… Suck my sex toy. thank you to the biggest adult toy company in the world @docjohnsonusa for the opportunity and my team @britmo_inc & @therealkdmcnair for making this h...
Woman catches the man next to her masturbating on a flight (video)
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Woman catches the man next to her masturbating on a flight (video)

A woman saw a man masturbating beside her on the plane and when she complained to flight attendants, they laughed and made jokes at her, so she filmed the man in the act and shared it online. Genevieve Pascolla, 26, who was travelling from London’s Heathrow to Chicago, took to Instagram to share a video of  the incident and the response she got from United Airlines after sending them a formal complaint. She wrote: "On this flight the man next to me started masturbating. I woke up and saw him touching himself under a blanket. I woke the woman next to me and got out of there to tell a flight attendant, the attendants checked and confirmed that he was masturbating in public. "They then started making jokes about the situation asking 'what perfume are you wearing' and excusing him say...
Comedian, Bovi Called Out For Using His Children For Homophobic Jokes, He Reacts
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Comedian, Bovi Called Out For Using His Children For Homophobic Jokes, He Reacts

Ace Comedian Bovi has been accused of cracking inappropriate jokes about him trying to keep his son and daughter from being gay. He made the jokes during a recent event. Bovi was talking about how he bought a ‘pussy’ cat for his son and told him to take it, play with it, love it and eat it. He also joked about buying his daughter a teddy bear and made her name the teddy ‘Dick’. He then told her to take it, love it and eat it! Most people say it was wrong for him to sexualise his kids just to make people laugh. See the accusations and his replies below…
Homes Have Been Wrecked, Life Affected, But We Make Jokes – Maje Ayida Calls Governor Ambode Out 
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Homes Have Been Wrecked, Life Affected, But We Make Jokes – Maje Ayida Calls Governor Ambode Out 

With the recent situation of things on the Island, Toke Makinwa's ex, Maje Ayida, isn't one of many making jokes about the flood that has taken over homes there. He took to IG to call Governor Ambode out, asking when help will get to those on the island. Read his ost below: All I see are jokes and memes. Homes have been wrecked, lives affected, but we make jokes. In other parts of the world emergency services would be deployed, what do we have, twitter and the gram. Where is the help, this is a man made problem, what are we doing? We can't pray it away, it will keep happening unless there is actual action. Hey, at least one thing is consistent, no electricity. Relief? Aid? Maybe when they return from that UK trip or that wedding.. or maybe when @cnnafrica cover it...
Johnny Depp Jokes Onstage About Assassinating Trump
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Johnny Depp Jokes Onstage About Assassinating Trump

Johnny Depp has joked about assassinating President Donald Trump while appearing on stage at the Glastonbury Festival. The Hollywood star received a rapturous reception during the event at Cineramageddon – a drive-in cinema on the site in Somerset. He introduced his 2004 film The Libertine alongside director Julien Temple, but then began talking about religion and President Trump after questions from the 1,500-strong audience. He said: “I think he needs help and there are a lot of wonderful dark, dark places he could go. “It is just a question – I’m not insinuating anything. “When was the last time an actor assassinated a president? I want to qualify, I am not an actor. I lie for a living. “However, it has been a while and maybe it is time.” Depp was greeted by crowds ...
Bovi’s Joke About Banky W & Adesua Etomi Got Follower Call Him “Bastard”
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Bovi’s Joke About Banky W & Adesua Etomi Got Follower Call Him “Bastard”

An Instagram User @cutie_bee30 has blasted Comedian Bovi for cracking Jokes about singer Banky W and actress Adesua Etomi's engagement. During his recent Bovi Man on fire show, the comedian joked about Banky W's proposal saying the singer was friend zoned by Adesua Etomi for more than a year because he slid into her DM as a comedian, not a singer. Bovi said Adesua was thinking it was him (Bovi) not Banky toasting her, not until the singer's mum told him to sing to Adesua which he did, then she fell in love. Bovi also joked about how Banky spelled "Marry" as "Maary", saying "the marriage already has problems from the wrong spelling" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-K9HUzX7jI
I Go Die Defends AY’s Tboss, Kemen Rape Jokes
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I Go Die Defends AY’s Tboss, Kemen Rape Jokes

Veteran comedian, Francis Agoda aka "I go Die" has come out to defend Ayo Makun (AY) over the accusations from several quarters that he was encouraging rape with his jokes. The effect of any joke is to evoke laughter which is a practice embraced worldwide. The idea of comedy is to create humour out of tragedy.Our problem in this country is that we act like saints in the eyes of those who still pretend to be saints,i am not saints and not trying to be,the truth is that the only Saints I know is St. Moritz which you can still get the fake,the joke on BBNaija Housemates by @aycomedian was just to entertain without any form of malice. So I wonder why we go out to make issues out of none issues when we are bedevilled with various challenges that need attention.

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